You see, this here thing, it’s about that High imitation Rolex Submariner Green, you know? Original order, they call it. Sounds fancy, don’t it? But I tell ya, it ain’t nothin’ but a copy. Like them fake flowers you see at the dollar store, but for your wrist.
My grandson, he’s always on that internet thing, showin’ me these watches. He says, “Grandma, look at this Rolex Submariner!” Shiny and green, like a frog’s belly. He says it’s a Rolex, but not a real one. A “replica,” he calls it. Like a copycat.
He says lots of folks buy these things. They want to look rich, I reckon, but ain’t got the money for the real deal. These High imitation Rolex watches, they look just like the real ones, he says. Only way cheaper. Like buyin’ beans instead of steak. You get full, but it ain’t the same, is it?
- They call them “super clone” watches. What in tarnation does that mean? Sounds like something from a space movie.
- He says you can find these Rolex Submariner Green Original order watches online. On the internet! Imagine that. Buyin’ a fancy watch like you buyin’ a sack of potatoes.
- He showed me a website, all full of these fake watches. Said it was the biggest one. For AAA grade fake Rolex, whatever that means. They got all kinds of ’em.
This one watch, the green one, he says it’s called the “Hulk.” Like that big green fella on the TV. Strong and green. I guess that’s why they call it that. This Rolex Submariner Hulk, it’s popular, he says. Lots of folks want it.
He says these fake watches, they ain’t worth a hill of beans. Made cheap, he says. But some folks, they just want the look. Like puttin’ on a fancy dress to go to the pig auction. Might fool some folks, but the pigs, they don’t care.
Now, some say these High imitation Rolex Submariner Green watches are okay. They say they’re just like the real ones, only cheaper. They call it “1:1.” Means it’s the same, they say. But I don’t know about that. Like sayin’ a mule is the same as a thoroughbred. They both got four legs, but one’s gonna win the race.
I seen these real Rolex watches before. Shiny and heavy. Cost more than my old truck! These Original order ones, they might look the same, but I bet they don’t feel the same. Like holdin’ a real gold coin versus a chocolate one. One’s worth somethin’, the other ain’t.
- My grandson, he says these fake ones have “Chinese movements.” Whatever that means. Sounds like they’re gonna dance around on your wrist.
- He says they’re made for profit, not for keepin’. Like them cheap toys you get at the fair. They break before you get home.
- This Rolex Submariner Green, the real one, it’s a status symbol, he says. Means you got money. Lots of it.
I told him, “Son, if you want a watch, get one that tells time. Don’t matter if it’s shiny or green or says ‘Rolex’ on it.” He just laughed. Young folks these days, they don’t listen to their old grandma.
This whole thing, it’s like a big ol’ puzzle. Why folks want to pretend they’re rich? Why spend money on something that ain’t real? This High imitation Rolex Submariner Green Original order, it’s just a fancy lie you wear on your wrist. If people want to buy that Rolex Submariner to look good, well, that’s their business, but I don’t get it.
My old watch, it ain’t fancy. It’s got a plain ol’ face and a leather strap. But it tells time. And that’s all that matters. You want to know the time? That’s important. You want to pretend you’re rich, you get that fake Rolex, the green one, the Rolex Submariner Hulk that cost money but not enough money. It is like what that other guy said, you can buy a Casio, which is a cheap watch, that can do the work, but it is not a Rolex.
Maybe I’m just too old. Maybe I don’t understand these things. But I tell ya, a good heart is worth more than a High imitation Rolex any day. A good name is worth more than all the gold in the world. And a watch that tells time, well, that’s just plain useful.
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