This here OMEGA Speedmaster Date, it’s a real fancy thing, ain’t it? They call it “Classic Style”. Well, I guess it looks kinda old-timey, but not like the ol’ clock we had in the kitchen. That thing was loud, tick-tock, tick-tock, all day long. This one, it’s prob’ly quieter.
They say it’s like the ones they wore on the moon. Moon, you say? Lordy, that’s a long way up. Guess them astronaut fellas needed a good watch. This Copy OMEGA Speedmaster, it’s a good watch I’d say, I think. But real one is way too expensive for me. This copy one, price is good, like my old watch. It tells the time, and that’s all that matters, right?
You know, they got all these fancy words for these things. “Chronograph,” “tachymeter.” Sounds like a whole lotta nonsense to me. I just need to know what time it is. They say this Speedmaster, the real one, it’s rare. Means there ain’t many of ’em around. Makes ’em cost more, I suppose. Like them old quilts my grandma used to make. Each one was different.
Some folks, they collect these watches, like some folks collect them stamps or them little porcelain dolls. They say these Speedmaster Date things, the real ones, they go up in price. Like land, you know? Buy it now, it’ll be worth more later. But this copy one, it won’t, that’s for sure. But also it is very cheap now.
This Copy OMEGA, it got that black face, kinda like that old pot we used to cook beans in. And it’s got them little hands that go ’round and ’round. It show date, too! That’s new to me. My old watch did not have that.
They say you can buy these things, these OMEGA Speedmaster watches, in them fancy stores. Not like the little shop down the road that sells everything from nails to candy. I saw some at eBay, oh, so many, and prices, oh my god, cheap! This is good for me, I can’t buy the real one, too expensive.
- This Copy OMEGA Speedmaster, it looks just like the real one.
- It tells the time, and the date!
- It’s a whole lot cheaper than them real ones.
- They say them real ones are like the ones they wore on the moon!
- You can buy ’em online, oh, that’s easy.
I saw they got other kinds too. “Seamaster,” they call it. Sounds like somethin’ for a sailor. I ain’t no sailor. I need somethin’ that’ll tell me when it’s time to feed the chickens, not somethin’ that’ll tell me when the tide’s comin’ in. This Copy OMEGA Speedmaster Date, I think that’s all I need. And this copy one is good enough, I don’t need to show off. I think.
They say these watches, they can cost anywhere from a little bit of money to a whole lotta money. Like a car, almost. Can you believe that? For a watch! I reckon some folks got more money than sense. But this copy one, not that much, good price. I can buy this one, no problem.
You gotta be careful, though. They say some of these watches, they ain’t real. They’re like them fake flowers my neighbor puts on her porch. Look real from far away, but up close, you can tell they ain’t. You need to know what’s real and what ain’t. Like these Copy OMEGA Speedmaster. I know it is not real, but it is okay, it is cheap, and looks like real one.
If you want a good watch, one that looks like them fancy ones, but don’t wanna spend all your money. You can get one of these. It’s good, I think so. It looks like a good watch. I’m thinking ’bout getting one. Maybe.
There was a show on the TV other night, all about these fancy watches. This one guy, he had a whole bunch of them. He could tell you every little thing about them. Where they came from, who made them, how much they were worth. Sounded like a professor, that one. But me, I just like this Copy OMEGA Speedmaster Date, it’s simple, and good, and cheap. That is all that matters.
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